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Two Toke Mole

When someone who resembles a mole (physically or mentally), takes two tokes of a joint and starts coughing up their lungs.

Two Toke Mole: Man I got so stoned last night!
Person: Dude, you took two tokes and passed out...

by roleypoleymemleh June 14, 2013


three toke pass

A sophisticated passing system for when a joint is rolled and about to be smoked. If someone (usually the person who rolled it) calls 'three toke pass,' it basically means you have three tokes on the joint before you pass it. Usually, three toke pass is the default toke amount.

Guy 1: "Yo, dude, we doin' three toke pass, right?"
Guy 2: "Yup."
Guy 1: "Sweet."

by Rep August 24, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


snowy mountain toke

putting cocaine on top of a weed bowl in a bong to smoke

hey man wanna do a snowy mountain toke with me?

no thatโ€™s fucked haha

by richguy123 November 15, 2022


two toke joke

The person that bugs the crap out of you to get high, and bitches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.

Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore

They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.

Me: Yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me

You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?

Me: Yeah!

You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!

Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(

You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?

Me: Straight up.

by A.J. Eitel February 9, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


toked n' roped

When an individual becomes too high on marijuana to function efficiently.

Driving may take longer due to an the driver not making quick enough decisions on following the fastest route. Other examples include not being able to do simple tasks or multi-task as proficiently. Spills often occur in the kitchen due to one being "Toked n' Roped"

by Red Shrapnel May 5, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


One toke bloak

term used to define a man with less than admirable pot smoking abilities.

look at you cough fella, your a One toke bloak.

by Ian McDonnell April 11, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


One Toke Joke

An OTJ Is a friend that gets super high off one bowl of marijuana and becomes the biggest cheese in all existence.

Person 1: Duude I'm so high right now

Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?

Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already

Person 2: Fucking one toke joke

by atown5641 December 11, 2014

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