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a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). tom's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)
girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"
tom: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.
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Not your friend.
Guy #1: Dude, I just made an account on Myspace a couple days ago. It looks really cool, but every time I log on I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O
...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
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Tom is the opposite of George. It means bad, or is said when someone says something bad, or something a person(s) doesn't like.
Old Slang
Girlfriend: "Hey, that shirts real Tom."
Boyfriend: "You think so?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, that other shirt though, that was real George."
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Guy 1: "Hey man, that album's real Tom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I agree."
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A Halo/borderlands/pokemon/magic/every other game known to mankind playing person who comes into your room at odd times of the day to take food/other various forms of candy i.e. FUN DIP
a person who cares more about his K/D ratio on halo than he does about his GPA
the vibration of an xbox controller gives him more pleasure than any vagina he's ever had...and by any vagina I mean absolutely none
There goes TOM with all our food again
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I don't want to go to the dance because tom is here and irrtating.
I couldnt do anything cause i had tom.
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Tomorrow. As in: the day after today.
I don't have time to meet now, but let's do it toms.
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