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A stoned Tosser, somebody stupid
He's such a Toss-Weed its a wonder he can stand up
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drunk, hammered, wasted, plastered, faded
"I drank 10 vodka pineapples last night and got so shit tossed"
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noun: a new market term that describes an argument or action that directly affects the market price positively.
A successful bear toss this morning by a new ASIC developer brought bitcoin's market price up 20%.
Before leaving Wikileaks, Julian Assange made a failed attempt at a bear toss by claiming that the US government was supporting bitcoin.
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The act of farting and wafting the smell upward and toward your friend, in a motion similar to if you were to toss pizza dough. Thus the term tossing a pizza.
Tossing Pizza
"Dude i just tossed a mean pizza"
"WTF are you doing ?"
"Tossing a Pizza !! "
"Dam, someone just tossed a pizza in the elevator."
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The act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by passing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, sexual relations and intense, mental duress.
Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ken: I'm giving up on trying to keep Pamela as a Platonic friend. She's on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. She's tried face-raping me several times while I was trying to do my homework. And then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when I ignored a text from her. Enough's enough!
John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?
Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.
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To toss ones salad while at the same time flossing the tossers teeth utilizing the anus hairs to do so.
The term "Floss and Toss" was said by Steve/whoatemychips March 10th 2009 on blogtv, Amanda/Hobomanda cohosting for the lulz.
"Hey steve, want me to give you a Floss and Toss?"
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British slur. To be a tosser or a wanker.
Literally, means a pot filled with seminal fluid from masturbation.
you toss pot!
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