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In a stand-up 69 position, the giver drops the givee in a pile-drivesk maneuver headfirst to the floor. Please note, giver must promptly remove penis from givee's mouth before gravity takes it's toll.
Honey, this is a lesson in tough love. This'll hurt you more than it'll hurt me.
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One who will fuck your mom and beat the shit out of your Dad. He gives absolutely zero fucks about any of the possible reprocussions of his actions.
Tough motherfucker -Joe: “I head Jim beat the shit out of Stacey’s Dad after he banged her” Damien: “ yea that paisano is a tough mother fiucker”
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What kids that didn't get ass whoopings as kids never got enough of.
She is attention and hug seeking because her father never once wooped her ass (even her mother mollycoddled her and never wooped her ass, and gave her any attention she demanded to get as a kid, and thus she can't do without attention or other people around her all the time), so she doesn't know what tough love is, and thinks the world isn't compassionate enough. She has a geeky sense of innocence within herself and others that doesn't exist in reality, where no humans are entirely innocent or undeserving of suffering. In reality, her sense of justice is that any rule or law that supports her and gets somebody else in trouble is right and just, no matter the rule or law, and any rule or law that disagrees with her or would get her in trouble was unjust, though people like her never actually faced the same consequences everybody else would over breaking rules and laws.
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Someone who frequently gets erections and won't shut up about it
Stop being such a tough cookie and stfu! nobody gives a fuck about your erect penis!
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Tough crowd:
What the cannibal said when he went to an all you can eat buffet.
"Damn, I tried and arm and a leg and could hardly chew them.
Tough crowd."
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another (and a bit crude and nasty) way of "too bad", "tough beans", "tough shit", "tough turd", "tough tudballs" or anything of similar sediment.
The jury speaker: The jury finds the defendant GUILTY of all charges - treason, rape, sexual harassment, sexual assault, perversion, prostitution running, money laundering, tax evasion, corruption, abuse of office, covering up, obstruction of justice, stealing, election fraud, collaborating with foreign governments, nepotism, neglect, dereliction of duties, and incest!
Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: You are hereby removed from your position as President of the United States of America. I now sentence you to life imprisonment with NO chance ever of parole!
Donald Trump: I am a god! I can do anything I want to! I can grab women by the pussy and I can give them titty-twisters if I want and I can fuck them even if they don't consent. I can legally rape them! I can marry my daughter Ivanka too! I love to walk up behind her and squeeze her tits! Ooh it feels so good! You can't take these pleasures away from me! You can't remove me from office! I AM A GOD!!!
Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: Tough tits, you traitor muthafuckah!!!
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