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A woman who appears to age as she gets nearer to you.
I thought she was 21 from the other side of the club, but after I walked up to that Time Traveler, she had to have been at least 42.
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One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:
1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself
Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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a sex toy disguised as an common everyday item so that when luggage is scanned or inspected by a TSA agent at the airport it is not obvious you are traveling with your vibrator or dildo.
My favorite travel accessory is my vibrating rubber ducky.
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After a guy hooks up in a strange town while away on business, he addresses the awkwardness of saying goodbye by instead slapping his host in the face with his dick. I mean, he might as well right?
Ralph met Debbie at the exit 72 Chili's last night. After a couple hours of swap meat action, he gave her a Traveling Salesman on the way out the door.
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An American musician known for his unorthodox rhythms and enigmatic lyrics. Raised in Washingtonville New York, he goes by many aliases such as Drew, Aaron Chesterfield, Gorbachev, Corbach and Grumby. Traveling Stranger was recently incarcerated for "being the realest nigga" and going full on cray.
I heard the Traveling Stranger went full cray and got tazed after trying to stab a police officer with a screw driver.
I also heard traveling stranger went full cray and fought several police officers for a broken headlight.
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The subtle but often times very overt manner in which one attempts to make another feel guilty or inferior for not traveling (or for not wanting to travel) to the popular destination(s) of the day.
Me - I just took my family on a vacation to Hawaii for a week? What are your plans for vacation?
You - We're going to visit some places around town and just relax for a week.
Me - That's cool. Not everybody has the desire to experience something different nor do they have the money to afford to go to neat, exotic places.
You - No, that's not it at all. What's up with the travel shaming? I really don't find travel enjoyable, and am just looking forward to a week of decompressing and relaxing.
Me (sarcastically) - If you say so.
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Waking up and falling back to sleep, seemingly rapidly, with gaps in time spanning 15 to 20 minutes each.
Matt: Ugh, I was time traveling all morning.
Charles: Did Doc Brown give you a delorean?
Matt: No, but my dreams were like a cheap horror film where you only get to see the monster for a second, over and over.
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