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The Dark Treasure

when a cambodian is done mating with his/her african mate, they refer them as "the dark treasure".

Cambodian: "Oh yes my Dark Treasure".
The african mate is now referred to as "The Dark Treasure".

by SammyDaAsian November 29, 2010


Treasurer

A position in an executive team where an individual is randomly given a position with a flashy name because they are not actually good at anything, including finances. This is typically the type of person that get no bitches, specializes in one activity, and isn't even good at it.

Jagmeet: Damn! You're the treasurer? Good job!
Harold: Nah, I just wasn't good enough for anything else...

by Seneca choris agape Panthera October 24, 2022


Japanese treasure

An incredibly rare video game, often a prototype, that surfaces on a Japanese auction site (i.e. Yahoo Auctions), only to be bought by a Japanese private collector (often with classism and/or xenophobia as core motivations) and never seen again.

Archivist 1: Looks like there's a Super Mario Bros. 3 prototype up on Yahoo Auctions. Gonna start a fundraiser for it.
Archivist 2: There's some private collector talking about buying it to... Protect it from foreigners?
Archivist 1: Damn. Let's hope it doesn't become a Japanese treasure.

by Arctic Circle System January 11, 2022


Shrek treasure hunt

One of the most godly games made for ps2. You get to play as shrek

Guy 1: hey dude wanna play shrek treasure hunt?
Guy 2: fuck yeah!

by Turbomemerider November 28, 2017


Pull a national treasure

Doing something with good intentions before someone with bad intentions.

Fred want's to set of a bomb so we must pull a national treasure

by RiskDaFrog September 4, 2023


asian treasure

free salt, tissues & cutlery at restaurants that asian parents have taken

You couldn't ever compete with my arsenal of asian treasure.

by Ragdollio June 15, 2022


Jesse James' Treasure

When two (or more) otherwise go on a wild goose chase and instead have a homoerotic experience together.

"We spent all weekend looking for bigfoot, but all we found was Jesse James' treasure"

by thurbermingus August 17, 2022