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Guy 1: “Devil’s Triangle?”
Guy 2: *sniff* “drinking game”
Guy 1: “how’s it played?”
Guy 2: “three glasses...in a triangle”
Guy 1: “ ...and?”
Guy 2: “uh, you ever played quarters?”
Guy 1: .....
Guy 2: “no? well, it’s a quarters game”
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The bonding of a male, female, and pet in a bond. The pet is entitled to all benefits including sex and inheritance. Just like marriage you may divorce, but you have to divorce both spouses not just one or the other. Once a union triangle is made animal abuse becomes domestic violence and you and your human spouse will get financial benefits from the bank if the pet is to die of natural causes. If it is done with a cat they are joined in holy meow-trimony. Only and all land mammals can be accepted into a union triangle.
John and Mary loved each other and their pet cat Fluffy, so they decided to join all three together in a union triangle.
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When conventional weapons in its war on man fail, the ocean resorts to magic in the form of the bermuda triangle. Using the geometrical powers of the triangle, the ocean can make almost anything disappear - from the largest warship to the smallest raft of lost cuban refugees. Where exactly the victims are sent is as of yet unknown, but Hell seems most likely. If someone you know has ever gone missing, chances are they were killed by the bermuda triangle.
We cannot allow the ocean to get ahead of us in Bermuda Triangle technology if we expect to win the war.
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Domination.death. all that stuff drunk panda bears in search of oral pleasure
I walked into a room and saw a F in a triangle and died
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a sexual saying.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
"yo, i got that triangle offense boo" or "tonight ima be giving shorty that triangle offense ya digg?"
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When 3 (or more) friends sit equidistantly from each other in a hot tub (forming a triangle), to not appear gay. Strangers coming into the hot tub forces the three to come in closer together.
Person 1: I just saw Darren, Rob, and Mark together in the hot tub.
Person 2: Are they gay?
Person 1: No, they formed the homophobic triangle.
Person 2: Oh, thats cool then.
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the image projected from behind by a woman who is wearing a badly fitting pair of jeans, resulting in "points" to the left and right just below her ass, of where cheek becomes thigh - the whole effect is sometimes not entirely displeasing to the eye, but more often is...
Luisa has a beef triangle going on, but is nonetheless hot as hell.
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