surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.
*insert name* surf n turf’d so hard last night she whiteyed into next year!
A car usually a junker that gets used by everyone in the hood.
Let's just take the turf bucket real quick.
Crosshair placement where an enemy would normally be preemptively. Preferrably head level
Her FPS turfing at long killed that guy that was peeking the corner
When a person keeps turning someone that likes them down
You know Amy turfed Kevin yesterday
A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something
Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."
Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"
A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.
We raged hard last night, I can't skate today, I'm strictly Turf Lounge.
A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that