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14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.
the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.
some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!
Jxck Mxvrick is a Turf Surfer the way he hangs 10, meeting new surfers across the nation.
When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.
Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."
When a person keeps turning someone that likes them down
You know Amy turfed Kevin yesterday
A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something
Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."
Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"