under the table

similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public

girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?

girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes

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Under-Developed

Not fully developed as in a sense of body, mind and experience. Typically known as frigid.

I know you are an under-developed 18 year old.

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under the bag

The aftermath of being stoned.

Sorry I was acting lethargic at the diner. I was half under the bag from ealier that day.

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under tit

the underside of the breast. usually in large chested women

ouch you hit my under tit...
thats a cup i hit your under tit

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under the act

when someone is acting different than usual or is lying

yo man you under the act

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Down Under

People who live in Australia

That person is from down under

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Under The Pump

When you masturbate then do a backflip as you climax so that you ejaculate on your own face in mid-air.

Person 1: "Is that a bit of ranch dressing on your face?"
Person 2: "Nah, I've just been under the pump"

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