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A term used most frequently by chat room programmers for blood suckers who aren't interested in the functions or inner workings of a solution but rather the end result. They normally mask themselves in chat rooms pretending to ask for "help."
helpmeplzzzz: Hai guyz, can u make me a dropdwn script? idk javascript and I dont like teh 1s online!!!!!
ExpertJsProgrammer: @helpmeplzzzz Stop being a help vampire and go learn JavaScript.
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When someone looks freakishly younger than their age.
Edna looks like she's 27 but she's actually 42 in vampire years.
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A vampire who craves the sun and hates the night. Loves to get a tan. Refered to in both The Simpsons and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Reverse Vampires sleep in tanning booths during the night.
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Spirit in the Japanese Shinto religion that is known as the Kappa or Shirokodama and sucks a person's soul out through their anus.
Run for your lives, I think I just saw an anus vampire!
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A vampire, with the illness; AIDS.
"You look like an AIDS Vampire today!"
"Yeah i forgot to shave..."
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An honorary title a person earns by eating a woman's pussy while she's on her period.
Heather was on her rag but I ate her out anyway, so I finally got my Vampire Wings.
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When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.
Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.
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