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The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.
Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.
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Definitely the best school in North Carolina, the Deacons consistently have one of the best basketball teams in the country, and unlike their eastern ACC rivals, actually enjoy their time in college (see Duke University). Few campuses in the country can compete with the southern beauty of Wake's tree covered greens or the attractive student body (you have to send in a picture in order to get in).
The best four years of my life were spent at Wake Forest University.
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When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.
*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
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When a person, shortly after waking up, masturbates. Often executed while still in bed.
I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!
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The first thing you do when you wake up is check your email or your facebook status. If you say the phrase fast enough, the word "chake" almost sounds like check.
Friend 1: My wife said I had a horrible habit and If I didn't stop I will have to start sleeping on the couch alone. Instead of making love to her in the morning, I like to wake and chake.
Friend 2: Wake and chake, WTH is that?
Friend 1: I love to check my facebook, myspace, and my email as soon as I wake up.
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The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.
I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.
The precursor to getting the bread. This statement must be proclaimed before any bread is gotten to awake the hustlers, and alert them that bread will soon be gotten. The hustlers must be awoken to get said bread.
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This term can be used to alert the hustlers that it is time to rise (wake up), and will soon be time to go to work (to get that bread).
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Can also be used in a similar way as marco polo, call and response.
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Can also be used to alert the hustlers that some Boonk gang type shit will soon commence and to prepare one self. This term can loosely be used for a plethora of scenarios such as, alerting the hustlers that they will soon commence drinking and Get Lit, it can also mean that they will soon commence boolin so hard that there is a potential to get lost in the sauce.
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Ben "Wake up hustlers"
Adam "Is is bread season already?"
2)
Adam "wake up hustlers"
Ben "lets get this bread" *in response*
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Adam "wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Jon *runs to sleeping grandmothers door and pretends to kick it in* (because he was alerted by a fellow hustler that the time to get bread had risen and was doing some boonk gang shit) ( which would in turn get him in trouble)
Ben "Wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Adam *grabs bottle of liquor and takes a large pull*