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After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.
*flush*
Man 1: Woah
Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!
To cover the breasts with semen and then rub it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.
I Jug Washed my Mrs last night.
A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.
Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."
The act of getting absolutely window washed with the boys.
Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed
Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed
David- No shot he is window washed!
Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.
Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!
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Ghetto Washing, is where a person gets into a bath (or large container of water) with all of his washing (clothes or otherwise) and proceeds to go through the various phases of washing, during the spin cycle (the person will have to spin round violently at this point) the person may activate a convenience buzzer in order to let other people know that it is about to begin
Ghetto Washing is described above.
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Tea bagging, as performed by the female. The female version of tea bagging.
Ryan passed out so Kassie clam washed him!
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