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"Chocolate wasted" is most frequently used in context to me "very drunk", although that is not its origin.
The quote is originally from the movie Grown Ups, where Adam Sandler's character answers a table of kids wanting to know what being "wasted" means and he tells them it's a "hankering for ice cream". A little girl then yells out "I wanna get chocolate wasted!".
People now use it just to mean very drunk and they generally use the complete quote from the movie.
Bob: Let's hit up the bars tonight.
Sam: Yeah, I could use a few drinks after all this studying.
Kara: I wanna get chocolate wasted!!
Everyone: (laughs hysterically)
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A really retarded person who just does the stupidest things that annoy the hell out of people.
Victor: I have a small penis and I had fun with it last night
Mark: Wow, what the hell? Who cares, waste youte
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A weak male born with a great deal of female traits but with just enough male traits to get him into the boys locker room.
My friend Brian prances around the locker room like a freakin 'Panty Waste', he must be a ‘Dabbler’.
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The Foo Fighters 7th album. And their best. It has few slow songs, and all of the songs are very fast and awesome. The two hit singles are Rope and Back and Forth. Here's the track listing...
1) Bridge Burning
2) Rope
3) Dear Rosemary (featuring Krist Novelic from Nirvana)
4) White Limo
5) Arlandria
6) These Days
7) Back and Forth
8) A Matter of Time
9) Miss the Misery
10) I Should Have Known
11) Walk
Sean: This music is AWESOME!!! What album is it?
Sean: Wasting Light
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In order to Waste and Baste your woman, you need three essential items.
1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.
The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:
1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!
And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:
5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.
I would love to waste and baste that girl. I'd grab a paintbrush, slap some barbecue sauce on that ass, and go to town!
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what most people do on this site, while giving bullshit definitions or definitions which don't make any sense; with horrible punctuation, and run on sentances with no grammer. The context of these definitions are usually opinion based and racist, or simply hateful on a certain person whom is most likely better off than them; or banging someone much hotter.
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2)who is mije kones lolzz!11
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The act of being intoxicated while still maintaining a sly appearance.
When a boy is at a party and has had far too much to drink, then sees a girl he likes and makes a sly face. Then his friends comes up and says "dude, way too be slyly wasted." The bromance has then taken a turn for the best.
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