Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

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weak-a-leek

a loose, ugly girl who thinks she is the shits. opposite of a freek-a-leek

man, that bitch aint fine, she's a straight weak-a-leek

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weak sauce

Etymologically, weak sauce was born in Long Beach California circa 1996. It was inspired by the G Love song "My baby got sauce" to which the adjective weak was added and a neologism was born. I used the term intermittently and was surprised when, two years later, I was visiting northern california and heard it used. Since then, it has spread and false claims as to it's origen have been made.

The full usage is now commonly considered passé. Currently, in Long Beach, sauce is an acceptable description of something thats shitty. It is interesting that G Love's "sauce" was a good thing and it has in fact become a polar term.

person A: the food at baja sonora is weak sauce.

person B: it's worse than sauce, that shit had me urinating out my asshole all night.

Person A: I think it's their enchilada sauce (unrelated).

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Weak chin

Someone lacking a chin, whose mouth appears to be joined to their neck.

Ugh, I cannot stand David and his weak chin.

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Weak Paste

Having a power level below 9,000 and having the name of and have mixed emotions of people named Jen and totally sucking at Super Smash, then you are so weak paste!

Damn, Aaron you are so weak paste at super smash!

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Weak Sause

1.
You have no skills.
A very old urban term used by gamers in the mid 90'. First originated by GameFan magazine.

2.
Your gaming ability is severely lacking.

3.
Not up to the challenge

4.
You just suck

"If you cant beat ____ (various game), your weak sause"

"This game is not recomended for weak sause players"

"You were too scared to talk to that girl? Golly gee are your weak sause Billy."

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weak sauce

A term used to describe a person, thing or situation that is exceptionally lame, and is often associated with physical weakness.

You can't do ONE push up!? That is weak sauce.

You're car is totally weak sauce!

Man, I don't want to go to Brad's house, that guy is weak sauce.

I can't believe we're lost! This is so weak sauce!

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