weed whacking

the process of smoking a bowl of marijuana then masturbating

Brandon was caught weed whacking by his friends after they all smoked a bowl

26👍 8👎

whack the 'cock

To play badminton; to hit the shuttlecock ('cock) around.

Pete: "Yo dogg, want to go out and whack the 'cock around for awhile?"
Ken: "No thanks. I'm just going to hang out here and masturbate."

34👍 11👎

das whack

1. An ebonics term meaning "that is crazy, not right, nuts, or otherwise incorrect in some way."

2. Sometimes used in a flattering sense, sometimes meaning "that is very cool".

1. "Awwwww, shnap daw, fo rizzle. Yall lost da cash money? Das whack!"

Translation: "Oh no, friend, seriously. You lost the money? That's not right!"

2. "Woohoohoo! Yo rimz be pimpin! Mi shizzle, yo ride is off da hizook! Das whack!"

Translation: "Neato! The rims on your vehicle are swell. My friend, your vehicle is very impressive! It's superb!"

16👍 5👎

whack shack

A massage parlor, usually located in a strip mall, where the phrase "you want to turn over?" means it's time for "happy ending".

TJ just got back from the whack shack, those Asian girls gave him the 3 finger special.

57👍 25👎

wiggity whack

when something is very bizarre, strange, out-of-normality, or just not right at all.

man, my girl is acting wiggity whack today for no reason at all.

25👍 8👎

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

21👍 6👎

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

21👍 6👎