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A person whose dining companion abruptly leaves the table mid-main-course to make a looooooong trip to the restroom, leaving you stupidly and embarrassingly alone to finish off your meal; this circumstance often requires that the dinner table widow (DTW) act as though he or she is enjoying the meal in solitude, even though he/she is in reality suffering in total humiliation on the inside, thinking, "Do people think I got ditched mid-meal??" The humiliation effect is especially exaggerated when one is on a first date. BTW, I wrote this while I was a DTW, in an attempt to look like I was totally okay with being ditched mid-meal. Damn it.
Hey: are you gonna be gone long? I don't wanna end up a dinner table widow (DTW).
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
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Noun: The wife or girlfriend of a soldier in the army who wears the coveted Airborne/Air Assault/Pathfinder Black Hat and is never home.
There goes shelley she's a Black Hat Widow. Her man is never home.
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Deadliest of all twist nipple twists, the black widow nipple twist often leaves its victims defenseless and ready to be snacked on following sexy time.
I'm gonna love ya...
like a black widow nipple twist.
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A song made by John 5 that appears in Gutar Hero Warriors of Rock. This song puts Drangforce to shame. A side note to Dragon force is every song is the freakin' same. It is the hardest damn song since Through the Fire and Flames . It literally is impossible on expert uless you have no fail on or extra apendages or the ability to slow time or move at hyper speed or have Sonic the Hedgehog by your side pressing the buttons. It has an achievment called 'mutilator of hands'. This song may cause spasms, arthritus, insanity, death of arm and nerves. Even on beginner the song is hard and it gets harder still. I shockingly manged to five star the song but don't go 4 the sixth star cause... IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! Not even Chuck Norris couldn't do this song. He tried and failed then roundhouse kicked the TV, guitar, system, and John 5.
Jay:Why is James missing arm/
Jen:He played Black Widow of La Porte all night and killed his nerves and blood vesles in his arm and had to get it cut off.
Jay:I'm never playing that song again.
Jen:Now you're smart?
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A Spider that sometimes takes the form of a human. A Very rare breed of spider that can also acts alot like a kangroo. Very Deadly and can kill you with one single kick or bite. They are rumored to be located in Michigan.
"Wow look its a Human Black Widow Spider that is reading"
"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"
"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"
"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"
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a female perosn, whom is vicious, conniving, crule, and undesierable to be around and/ or with
Lexxie M. is such a whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake. Because she harrasses her boyfriend, his friends, and family, by harrassing them all the timehog. Whilist cheating on him with other men and women whore.
Right Hand of a newly married man
So you won't need the five fingered widow on your honeymoon.
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