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The things a man does to keep his woman satisfied, so she won't be tempted by another man or just leave him flat-out. Included but not limited to her emotional, sexual, and financial desires.
"I brought home flowers and candy for my lady last night, then took her out to dinner. It's all part of the premium I pay for my wife insurance."
A woman who shares love for wielding a knife for attacking purposes.
"I have a sword girlfriend. It means a regular girlfriend but with a sword."
"Sword girlfriend got nothing on knife wife."
A badass, supportive military spouse; particularly attached to Army Infantry. Commonly distinguished by the following characteristics:
-General disdain for stupid fucks
-Ability to laugh and make inappropriate jokes
-Joke about/ show disgust/ show and understand frustration toward POG 's, civis, and dependas
-Have general proficiency as a human
-Embrace, not whine, about their lot as a military spouse
-Have knowledge and proficiency with firearms
-Ability to reload for your grunt and/ability to spot and/or snipe with him
-Have the backbone and knowledge to defend themselves, their family, their home, and their loved ones
-Adopts stray grunts, particularly during holidays and weekends and makes all feel like family
-The true definition of a loyal and patriotic American woman
"Did you hear about what happened when those guys tried to threaten her when her man was overseas? I heard she went grunt wife on them and met them at the door with the shotgun. She called the cops for their protection, not hers!"
He knew she was a true grunt wife when she confessed to him that she thought the sound of a 240b going cyclic was sexy as fuck.
Howie's rebound (good thing she's not 6.1)
I'd you see the Howie wife?
One of the most infamous quests in World of Warcraft,Find Mankrik's wife has gotten itself quite a name in WoW.Mankrik's wife is far away from him,so the players are rarely able to find her without asking somebody who has finished the quest.It is also one of the answers in World of Warcraft when someone asks something in the Barrens.The shrine of Dath'Remar has also been dubbed "The shrine of Mankrik's Wife" because it is also hard to find.
Example 1.
Player 1-Where is Mankrik's wife?
Player 2-Do you like Metallica?
Player 3-OMG STFU N00BS!
Example 2.
Player 1-Where can I buy the inferno stone?
Player 2-Mankrik's wife
Example 3.
Player 1.Where is this shine of Dath'Remar?
Player 2.You mean the shrine of Mankrik's Wife?
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Living on wife support is when you are more often than not relying on your wife's financial success rather than your own.
A play on the term "Life support"
Mentioned in season 19 of the tv-show "The Simpsons".
Joe: Nice of your wife to buy you this new car
Andy: Yeah, it's a sweet life living on wife support.
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a woman you could see yourself with everyday for the next sixty years. Beautiful, Carring, loving, sweet, understanding, etc. As opposed to "hot" hot - a women you find so attractive you just want to have sex with her.
Pam Anderson is hot but Julia Roberts is wife hot .
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