A Wig-Wong, pAki dot, sing song, head strong, dab along, never wong, poop be gone, sniffathon a wig wong!
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refers to an obese female (human) that resembles a pig wearing a wig
"hey sam, look at that descusting fat slob bitch."
-"yeah man, pig in a wig."
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A huge amount of chest hair protruding from one's shirt. The Chest wig is cousin to chest carpet, but more so due to the fact that the wig is used as a means to get laid, first and foremost.
Shawn's chest wig was pokin' out of his shirt, and I was like "damn playa.... shave that shit, you gots crumbs in it"
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A Kitty Wig is a hair piece designed for the sole purpose of beautifying household cats. Kitty Wigsยฎ is a product of the feverish imagination of Julie Jackson & her siamese partner in crime, Boone.Kitty Wigs, are the finest wigs for your feline companions. With models ranging from pink passion, bashful blonde, silver fox, and electric blue, your cat will be the talk of the town.
Pete:Hey Dan your cat looks like a cheap hooker
Dan:Thats the new Kitty Wig i bought for her.
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Typically a caucasian male claiming hippy rastafarian decent usually very thin and janky between the ages of 29 and 35. They usually fantasizes about bestiality and young males, they are sometimes employed as a tattoo artist.
John is the only shit wig I know.
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The process of freaking out or being out of control.
Oh my god something just touched my foot in the water! I am wigging out!
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