A narcissistic attention whore who thinks she is royalty and when someone proves her wrong she throws a fit and plays the victim card. And when that doesnโt work she gets aggressive because you donโt bow down to her and treat her like the white trash queen that she thinks she is. And she thinks itโs funny to talk about how much she doesnโt care about your feelings or your well being. She gets joy out of wearing down your self esteem until there is nothing left. She always talks about how every guy is an asshole and treats her like shit. And you feel bad for her until you realize that she is the problem. You start to realize none of these guys are probably half as bad as she makes them out to be. And if they are you can see why. You used to hear her ex yelling at her and calling her a bitch and you thought he was such an asshole. But now you donโt blame him at all. Youโre actually quite surprised he didnโt beat the shit out of her. And most people would never even think about their mother like this. And you might think youโre crazy for having these thoughts. But trust me, youโre the sane one.
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my mum gave birth to me in England
mom wrongly spelt word
3๐ 15๐
A person, yo mama , tends to nagg a lot. And try's to be cool.
3๐ 9๐
1. A woman who goes through lots of pain to get you out of her butt, then you grow up and move out her house.
2. Made of money
1. I love you mom, by the way I'm moving to my friends house next week
2. Daughter: " hey can I use $20?"
Mom: what am I made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what MOM stands for?
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