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a phrase used to describe a situation when a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina (or man's anus); the recipient then proceeds to queef (or fart) out the white ejaculate. The sporadic nature by which the white sperm particles are discharged resembles a flock of white doves in the wind.
Guy 1: "Bro, I was fucking my boyfriend yesterday and after I nutted he wanted me to eat his ass. Little did I know he was gonna hit me with them doves in the wind"
Friend: "Okay, but you could have told me that before I let you have some of my soda"
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A good game over all. A new direction for the Zelda series, the game being released in 2002. It feels good playing with a bunch of awesome new sword tricks and stuff.
Wind Waker is a great game for most people.
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A long winded but short witted individual who can talk for hours about things he has no clue about.
At the end of the day, Asif's name was long wind.
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the best metal band since walking the cadver there literaly the best thing since sliced bread which is very good
dude the band winds of plague rule
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A fan nickname for detractors of the Twilight series named after the universally hated (actually all of the books are hated, but this one sucked the most) fourth book, Breaking Dawn, that even the most fanatic twitard despised.
Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.
Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.
Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.
"I'm not going to see Breaking Wind because Jacob ends up becoming a pedophile."
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The art of arrogantly discussing yourself. Such topics of discussion include your body shape, your achievements, and your penis size, in addition to your ability to shit into the wind. Wind Shitters (n) often post information to social media that no one else gives a shit about.
God I hate that guy, he is ALWAYS shitting into the wind.
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Whatever you want to to be.
See that girl over there, gave her the dick wind last night.
Damn, what's the smell/sound? Oh, that's the dick wind.
Last night was so awesome, I woke up this morning and got the dick wind.
Hey dude can I get some of that? Nah man get your own dick wind.
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