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A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
The act of a housewife or a girlfriend who gets motivated to clean either dishes, laundry or other household items etc. after several glasses of wine
Looks like mom has had a couple glasses of Merlot tonight; she is on her wine and shine routine!
Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized
Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?
Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"
Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."
Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
A Wine Enthusiast who loves wine and tours various Wine Destinations to explore, taste, sample, enjoy and experience wines from different countries and appellations.
I just explored Napa and Sonoma California as a Wine Tourista for 5 days.
When someone be drinking wine on the daily
“Damn Tina has such a wine gut, better hold off on the sweet red”
When one has consumed wine to such a quantity that there is no longer room in there belly. Thus wine is then sweat out of the body in a drunken hazy.
My girlfriend drank so much wine last night that she woke up soaked from a case of the wine sweats.