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A female human who is the only humans to carry children
Man:I'm pregnant
Woman:Really?
Man:yes, I didn't have my period this month
Woman:so you are a woman
Man:no?
Woman:than your not pregnant
Man:how do you know
Woman:do you have a vagina to push a baby out of you
Man:no
Woman:do you have periods to tell you your not pregnant at ALL
Man:no
Woman: so how I'm this WORLD are you pregnant
Man:whatever you sexist bitch. At least I didn't sleep with every man on this planet
Woman:sexist
later that day
Man a:today this woman called me sexist when she said she was better than me
Man b:really woman suck that's why I bang them and then don't see them ever
Man a:right on dude
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Me: You are inferior.
Woman: I am inferior. I will obey all of your commands, and yes, I want to sleep with you.
Me: Yes, serve me, for I am obviously stronger and faster and cooler than you, and obviously you should serve me because of that.
Woman: Yes
Me: Yup
Woman:
Me: Oh yeah
Woman:
Me: Oh that feels great
Woman:
Me: Ok, go back to the closet
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A pimp who attracts women,which leads to intercourse cheaply.
"Johnny is such a womanizer,today at the bar. - Jacob
"I wish I was him." - Dane
"Yeah,I know seriously.I want to be a womanizer in the future." - Johnny
"Good luck on that,dick" - Dane
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im a womanizer and a player.its not necessarily a bad thing. i just got a lot of game. im a nice guy who treats you nice but i got other options. other girls i treat just as nice as i would treat you. womanizers are good looking like myself. the best womanizers are european guys like myself. especially eastern european guys. all of those womanizers that treated all you ladies wrong, are not real womanizers,because you guys just have so much anger. thats because you ladies never had a guy like me. i would womanize you and you would still love me and beg at my feet to come back. and im such a nice guy that i would take you back (and womanize you again) ;)
conversation between a womanizer and a lady. for example: if a beautiful and attractive woman like yourself is married and we hit it off with a very nice conversation , and you told me that you were married, i would whisper in your ear . and ask you if you know how to keep a secret?and if she said yes 70 % of those ladies would keep a secret with me.
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A man who always seems to make women fall for him.
Girl 1: I've bare fallen for dat guy
Girl 2: That's nothing new. His a Womanizer.
OR
Guy: Hey sexy. Wanna go out tonight?
Girl: That depends. I heard your a Womanizer.
Guy: You did? (laughs) It comes naturlly.
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Term coined by Jet lead singer Nic Cester to describe Mary Boganson, a.k.a. Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, a notorious aussie/eurotrash groupie and Posh Spice lookalike whom he met in a Copenhagen hotel while on tour.
Hey, she's a woman-foxxy-woman and I'm single!
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The other half of the human race; and therefore human! NOT a whore, slut, dog, dishwasher, or sex object (I know thats a surprise to many). Equal to, however different from, men. Not as physically strong to body make-up and fat content. They generally make up 60% of universities...
Many people seem to think that women are naturally hysterical and emotional, mainly because they have the "female" hormone esrtogen...This isn't actually true! Estrogen doesn't cause emotion, and men have it too. Another common idea is that women are naturally hormonally imbalenced, especially during 'that time of month,' and that if a women isn't being 'logical' she has PMS...
Actually a woman’s "time of the month" causes a spike in testosterone to equal a man's. So when we complain that a woman has PMS, at that moment she is hormonally a male; meaning at the same time one calls a woman 'hormonal' is when she acts like how a normal man is like all the time.
This is mainly a response to some of the sickening things being written about women..if anyone wants to prove that women are not considered equal humn beings just show them some of the comments on this site!!!
James: Have you met my woman Belle; she just graduated from Law school and I think she is important..
Theodore: No, but I know how you feel, as my woman is like my other half.
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