Microsoft Works

Um...no it doesn't.

"Microsoft Works is the world's greatest oxymoron."

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work the corners

To do prostitution or be a hooker. To sell yourself on the streets in the corner.

Sally: I got a new job to work the corners.
Bob: Oh you're selling food?
Sally: sure i am!

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got work?

a phrase used to nonchalantly ask if someone has any crack cocaine to sell.

dealer: what's up, son?

me: got work?

dealer: heal yeah!

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Light Work

Easy,Simple; Without breaking a sweat.

1. Jayson: Yo you gonna go bag that shorty over there?
Jeff: Man that's Light Work
2. Yo that test we had today on physics was Light Work.
3. Jeff: Yo can you make a shot from halfcourt?
Jayson: Bro that's light work *swish*

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wiener work

A lightweight description of the often increased need for direct and sustained penile stimulation sometimes required in order to have sex as we age.

Hey there, my amazing lover, how about a little wiener work first?

Shadow-work

A mf getting out of their ego and going within to discover, heal, and forgive things about themselves. Helps with getting out of played out cycles one may be stuck in or going through because they too spiritually immature to learn those lessons that will get them out of those cycles.

Sit down somewhere and do some shadow-work hoe and worry about yourself for a good minute. The problem might not be everybody else, it just might be YOU.

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anything but work

Anything but work, also known as ABW, is the goal of useless coworkers who would do anything that didn't involve work while on the clock.

I'm going to sign up for training that doesn't pertain to my job, because anything but work, that's why.