A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.
“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”
When you attach a dildo to a power drill and go to town.
My lady boner was so hard I had to use the Wyoming Drill last night.
When a woman from Wyoming can use her words to rip a man's heart out, pull his soul from his throat and right when the man feels he is about to die, put everything back and give him crazy eyes. Make him fear for his life. Then tell him, "everything is fine" and make him paranoid till he is almost on the brink of feeling shell shocked. Then tell him she loves him.
Was that girl normal mean or Wyoming mean?
Tackling someone and ejaculating on their stomach
“If we can’t come to a solution I’m gonna have to give ya the ole Wyoming salute.”
A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.
“Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”
The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.
Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?
Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!
A suburb city right outside of Grand Rapids, Mi very diverse and home of Wyoming High School. #WYO
You live in Wyoming, Michigan so you just go to Wyoming High School where 20% of your females are burning.
You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.