yard dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Sometimes also: Louisiana yard dog

Be careful, there's a yard dog settled up down on the bank.

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mow the yard

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, but can be chest hair.

This weekend my girlfriend is going to mow the yard. Or, that dude mows the yard to show his six-pack.

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front yard

A euphamism for secondary female sex characteristics, or pussy hair. Also see back yard.

Honey, keep that front yard in check, or you won't be getting any more head from this gaucho.

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Yard Ape

An employee of a big-box-store who is too dumb to sort lumber.

Don't let those yard apes load your 2 x 4 s cause they will stick you with garbage.

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Good yard

A quote from a meme of somebody drunk emailing their teacher or a way of saying good night

Student from meme: You’re a fuckn g mr smith

Good yard

Pat something

I also need a extension for my papper

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railroad yard

The amount of track marks on the arm of a junkie. This also pertains to someone who works in a factory where handingling cardboxes all day will have a few paper cuts.

'Jesus, did you see the track marks on Crystal's arm? Talk about a fucking railroad yard.'

'Man, I worked a ten hour shift. All I have to show is this train yard from all the box cuts.'

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yard fudge

Those little packages of joy left on your lawn by stray neighborhood mutts and by inconsiderate dog walkers who are either too stupid to remember to carry a plastic bag or too lazy to bend down and pick up their animal's droppings even if they did remember to bring a bag, especially when they think no one is looking.

Me: Hey bro, why are you walkin' funny?
You: Damn it, I just stepped in a huge load of yard fudge!

He: Gimme a little kiss, baby!
She: No way, your breath smells like yard fudge!

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