Your Mum

Also known as entity 976. This is a term to describe obese or fat. This has been used by armed americans 8000 times at a minimum a day.

"Oh look its entity 976!"
"do you mean that obese 14 yr old?"
"Yes."
This defines the meaning of your mum in a very realistic way"

Your mum

My girlfriend

I fucked your mum #sorrynotsorry

your mum

something funny thing to say in every conversation

Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum

your mum

YOUR BLOODCLUT MUM

I FUCK YOUR MUM BITCH

Your mum

It a roast people use but a really old and boring one...

' Your mum is so fat she can't even see the screen when watching a movie, '

YOUR MUM

its an other dudes mum

TOM:I LOVE YOUR MUM
TIM: I LOVE YOU
TOM AND TIM:*KISSES*

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.