Reverse Petting Zoo

Originally from "The Office"

Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.

Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."

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Zoo o pedophile

someone that who feels sexual things on baby animals

dont ask me where did i get this idea from lol

i think alex is zoo o pedophile because he fucked a baby bear

Crying wolf in the zoo

Stating the obvious, especially while thinking you made a great observation.

-May I have your phone? Can't find mine
-Oh, so try calling it
-Yes, good idea. May I have your phone?
-So you can call... I'm crying wolf in the zoo again, right?

What's new in the zoo?

An alternative way of saying "what's up?"

Dude, what's new in the zoo?

Not much, you?

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Louisiana Petting Zoo

A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.

Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.

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taking retards to the zoo

Taking retards to the zoo, is an activity which beholds the stupidity of all man kind. Leading a bunch of mentally dysfunctional people through the most meaningless of tasks. Also a song by the dead milkmen.

How do I send this email? Jesus really it's like taking retards to the zoo.

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Zoo-Ass Bitch

A female straight out of the jungle. She is absolutely disgusting with tribal titties and a giant bush. Laughable in nature and looks as if she should belong in an exhibit at the zoo.

"Damn look at that girl over there"
"Got damn zoo-ass bitch reeks like salmon and jungle Ebola"
"I'd still hit though homie"