bean dip lip

When you stick your finger in your butt after a shart and then swipe your finger across someone's lip unexpectedly

I gave Mark a bean dip lip because he was asleep!

dirty bean juice

Coffee

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.

spray your beans

To ejaculate profusely, to produce a long string of porky pearls, a continuous blast of bollock fat.

"I pulled my meat out of her hot wet cunt and sprayed my beans across her tits and face".
" don't spray your beans over it" (meaning don't get to excited)

Off the beans

Acting goofy and stupid, usually in a funny social situation. Being bold, making a dumb decision, etc..

I just broke up with Alyssa bro😭
Ur off the beans man LMFAOO

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bean jar sex

one way to keep track of love making.

When we have sex my girl puts one bean into a jar. The jar is called bean jar sex.
( most jars = 1,000 beans ) It takes about 3 ker jars to make one baby!!!

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jelly bean

a cute guy who wears too much gel in his hair all the time

eddie is a jelly bean again today

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franks and beans

puttin your mushroom headed warrior under a woman expericencing diarheaa and insert it into her mouthal region

i gave your mother some franks and beans last night, she was hungry, they were delectable

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