Douche Box

When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box

*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.

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crawfish box

it's a box you put crawfish in.... obviously

-Clepper "NOOOO OMG OMG OMG! I Can't Believe IT! I forgot the crawfish box!!!"
-Car full of confused MUNistas "uh... what's a crawfish box?"(whilst looking around confusedly at one another)
- Cleper "it's a box to put crawfish in."
-KK "so you have a box and you put crawfish in?"
-Clepper "yes"
... this is not a joke.

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deuche box

1: The box in which a deuche is contained.
2: Deuche bag (note: contrary to popular belief, deuches often come in boxes, not bags)

Stop being such a deuche box, and give me back my keys!

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Eskimo Boxing

A fighting contest where both people stand face to face, at less than arms reach, and both take turns throwing single punches to the face. You are not allowed to block or dodge. Last man standing is the winner.

Eskimo Boxing is like bloody knuckles, or Roshambo, but with your face.

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Vagina Box

When multiple beer league softball players are unable to go to a game because they have been effectively pussy-whipped.

The Vagina Box consists of Nick, Alex, and Chevy, because their wives would not let them come to the softball game. They have no testicles. . .

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PO BOX

When a man ejecualtes a heavy amount of sperm into the womans mouth then she swallows.

"I feel sick, my boyfriend gave me a PO BOX last night"

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purple box

the process of toe kicking a bitch right in her neden hole...till the box is purple.

"What that fuckin hoe fucked my home boy? Ima give him a red eye, and her a nice PURPLE BOX!"

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