Acronym for Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser. Often used to subvert people's expectations by calling them COOL first, and then informing them what it stands for.
Person 1: You're COOL
Person 2: Thanks man
Person 1: Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser
Person 2: shit man why'd you have to do me like that
The definition of Cool is anyone with the name Morgan if you have the name Morgan your destined to be attractive and admired by all
Dude Morgan is so cool I wish I could be her
Anyone with a name starting with C is very cool
Oh look it's Cameron he's so cool
Kaden Jase White. He is the definition of coolness. He could stop global warming, but his beautiful blond hair keeps the coolness inside of him. He gives off an essence of coolness when he walks by. It instantly gets cooler in the room when he walks in.
Dude 1:"Kaden is so cool"
Dude 2: "This is the second time you've told me, I know, bro."
constipated, overrated, overheated, lame.
popular girl "you're such a loser unlike me I'm cool!"
me "😈"