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The day a woman celebrates when her bra size is promoted to a DD cup size
Girl #1: when was your DD day?
Girl #2: when I was about 13 and a half
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girl who is goody-two shoes, always does right.
"Why is she on everybody's good side, Doris Day is always getting props from the authority".
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Every time you see a short person you say, “You’ll be tall one day”
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A day for two friends where they spend the entire day together. They wake up early in the morning and are together until late late at night. They don't necessarily DO anything important, like go to the cider mill or go to the mall, but they thoroughly enjoy their time together.
Perhaps they lay on the couch and watch a movie in their pajamas. Perhaps they take a nap together. Perhaps they cook some pancakes, or talk about their troubles. Perhaps they cry, perhaps they laugh...
it's a Peanut Day, they can do whatever they want as long as they do it together!
"hey rachel, want to get up tomorrow and come over for a peanut day?"
"i don't know if we can do a PEANUT day... i have to run some errands with the madre."
"oh... well we could maybe have a mostly peanut day..."
"sounds good lovey."
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Today is a day about fiction and imagination, 18th of every May you will go on Twitter and Tweet something with #IfWomanWereIndependant
Dad: Hey kid, you know what day it is today?
Son: No.. what is it?
Dad: Its National If's Day, a day where we slander woman for being ignorant.
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When you're going through your first weeks of getting high a newbie tends to giggle alot over little things as pot heads the non newbies hardly ever laugh anymore they smoke to feel normal.
Mike: remember the newbie days when we smoked for the first time together in hines park
Me: yeah we had the giggles so bad
Kevin: remember we were by the water and mike talked about teletobbies coming out of the water and killing us
Me: yeah man I miss the newbie days we laughed so much over little things
Kris: its over now lets smoke some more weed
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Celebrated six days before Valentine's Day, February 8th, to ensure maximum ill will. It is a day to release contempt in SPITE of the Hallmark Holiday. DYI hate cards and hard-as-rocks pastries are given to couples, while delicious SPITE treats are spread to the joyous single masses... or to whomever you want, really. If you do not like a certain person, then SPITE them.
Go forth, and be repugnant!
Baking spite brownies, muffins, or cakes for Spite Day is highly encouraged.
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