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It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.
Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."
Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."
Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout
Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer
A person who is questionable and weird
An expert at putting themselves or others into sketchy situations.
Lauren is a sketch dragon because her friends do drugs.
When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy. He forgot to blow on his food.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a Food Dragon
Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire
a usually friendless male between the ages of 15-30 who lives with his mom he reads his eragon books for half the day and the rest of the day he plays wizard games on the internet. he is very knowledgeable about dragons and medieval weapons. he spends his Friday nights watching "the history of dragons" on the history channel... he is also very annoying.
sean is a all star dragon trainer
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The act of drinking tequila and spitting it out with a lighter in front of the mouth thus creating a fiery dragon breath appearance and immediately afterwards proceeding to give head to a sexual partner.
Do you have any aloe vera on you? I got some raging dragon dome last night.