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These are the girls on their snap chat stories who always have their hoodies on their head and their tight as fuck, and think kicking a wall is cRaCk HeAd EnErGy and their friends scream it and think it’s “funny”.
“Oh my god Emily don’t their gonna hear us oh my god crack head energy”
The famous words of my friend Lucas because he was out of breath!
I’m so cracked out of ass right now!
A condition of crusty build up sweat,salt ,dirt particles and dried fecal matter left behind in the ass crack after a double backing ass wiping procedure
Wow it's the worst case of buttery crack that i saw after eating a 12 pack of soft tacos with ghost pepper sauce
When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts
Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack
When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.
Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!
A slow & chill but meaningful rapper
Persone 1: what type of music do you listen to?
Persone 2: r&b & crack attack
A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.
*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”
“Crack Attack!!!”
Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.