Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Ur dad went to get milk

I’m sorry but if someone says this to you there’s a %99.9 that ur dad left you…

Oh ur dad went to get milk! 😭

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I can milk you

A meme Originated from Markipliers saying "I can milk you".

*looks at cow* I can milk you.

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he need some milk

When he looking thirsty and wanna get a girl knocked up, so he can drink her milk.

he looking like he need some milk.

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And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

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Your dad went to the milk store

This condition is usually when you become a Dream/Dream SMP stan.

A Living Human: "Your dad went to the milk store"
A Dream Stan: "WHAT IM CANNCELLING YOU 172.128.4.1" *FAKE IP*

Your dad left to get the milk

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.

"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"

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