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When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.
a person(s) who take a shit out in a field
you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"
The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").
I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.
An attractive person who studies a lot. Like a stud muffin, but smarter.
John is such a study muffin. He's so hot but I only see him at the library.
The pussy look fat in the pants but that shit be weak as fuck
Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.
A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.
Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.
When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.