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dad

something I never had

My dad went to go and get the milk but never came back

by January 25, 2022


DADS

Day after drinking shits

“Yeah I didn’t even throw up after 15 white lawd but I had mega DADS”

by Soccerboy333333 November 16, 2020


Dad

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.

Your dad doesn’t exist.

by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022


Dad

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Could not find: Dad
Did you mean: Man who went to go get milk and hasn't come back after 15 years?

by TheRedPandaMafia854 May 17, 2022


Dad

Someone who takes there time to get milk

Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb

Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"

by Onilycs June 1, 2020


Dad

The person that's still buying milk

Kid: Hey mum, where's dad?

Mother: Buying milk

by imtheasexualone November 26, 2022


DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I drank way too much, and now I have DADS

by gbanz March 17, 2024