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Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭
Dad has kids with his wife. He always tells dumb jokes but can be nice and funny at times. Doesn’t like spending a lot of money even tho we have plenty of it. We live very cheap his kids are not allowed to flush the toilet and after his kids are done In the bath he saves the bath water.
Dad: when I was young I looked at the moon
Son: I know
A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.
My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago
Someone you don’t have.
Someone you’ve never met.
Takes at least 7 years to buy milk
“God, why does dad take so long to get back from the store?”
Non existent, always leaves, pricks in general, cunts, don’t give a fuck, don’t know the meaning of loving your child, there children are not prioritised.
a dad is different than a father a dad is a man who chooses to be there, love and support you no matter what, a father is when you have a child.