Dad

Something you don't have. Roasted.

Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?

Dads

Day After Drinking Shits

The dads are killing me right now I’ve already shit 3 times.

Dad

Sucking your fathers dick until he moans so loud

"Want me to give you a blowjob daddy?"

Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.

Me: fuck you dad

Dad

Gone

Did you mean milk?

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.

Dad

Something you will never have

Person 1: yo whats your dads name
Person 2: whats a dad

Dad

Somehing you dont have

Person 1: hey i love looking at dream not found
Person 1's dad: