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1. When a grown man attempts to pat you down in hopes to measure the size of your penis. 2. What a female does to a man while asleep to find his cell phone or other cheating evidence
Did you see that homo pocket tap? I can not believe he reached down n gave him a pocket tap
When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket
My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.
When someone finds an unbagged pinga (ecstasy) in their pocket, they must eat it straight away.
'Pete found a Pocket Pinga on Sunday afternoon, he had to drop it and still work Monday!'
1. Someone who stares from at people from a distance.
2. Stalker.
Steven is such a pocket smiler. He’s always staring at me and always asking where I’m at.
dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.
hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?
To be the opposite of out of pocket. Typically used by people who need modern terms explained to them.
I'm not out of pocket! I'm in pocket! I'm totally in pocket guys!