Oh My God Damn Yo

What you say when you're extremely high and baffled by how fucked up you are.

After smoking a phat blunt of that blueberry bubonic chronic the boy retardedly exclaimed "Oh My God Damn Yo" as he fell to the bed.

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Oh My God, It's Bruce Willis!

Something someone says during a long, akward silence to get people's attention and to start up a conversation.

(Long, akward silence)

Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!

Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?

(Conversation starts)

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Oh ok, call me later.

A phrase used when trying to say: ARE YOU DUMB? ITS CLEAR THAT I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. I WILL DROP EVRYTHING IM DOING TO CALL YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT SAY THE SAME FOR ME. CALL ME BACK.

Girl: want to ft?
Guy: can’t rn
Girl: oh ok, call me later.

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Penis penis penis oh penis!

What some women say just before they cum.

When she cums she says penis penis penis oh penis!

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oh yeah.... ill do that

when you dont want to do something but you still want to be nice

mom. DO YOUR LANDRY!!!!!!
you. oh yeah.... ill do that mom.

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Oh My Eighties Sitcom

-Also called OMES.

"Oh my eighties sitcom!" is a term meaning "oh my god!"

However, OMES is usually said when something mind-numbingly sweet or heroic happens, derived from eighties' sitcoms which almost always had a happy ending, or good ultimately triumphs over evil.

Can also be used to express sarcasm.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is a good example of OMES, where Picard almost always finds a way to ultimately defeat the bad guy... but that's another story altogether.

Trixie: It was so sweet... Rob asked Ellie out after having a crush on her for three whole weeks!
Delaney: Oh My Eighties Sitcom!

Sammy: And then, at the last minute, Mary Sue managed to save the day!
Lizzie: OMES...

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Oh my good golly gosh

-A way to show sadness and displeasure.

Teacher: Alright class we are pretty much done for today, and now I'll will let you guys just mess around. But first, any questions?

...

Amy: I really don't know what a logarithm is, can you help me?

Teacher: Sure Amy! Just allow me to take the rest of the class! :D

Trevor: OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH.

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