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When an individual does intimate things with inanimate objects and leaves a tangy substance behind that looks kinda green. It might be an std, maybe a splash of diarrhea or a booger.
My friend did a banging Bork to my computer chair.. it smells like pure shit and tastes sorta sour.. why does she do this to all of my possessions?
A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!
Consciously sexing someone in your thiughts.
I was mentally banging him hard core.
When you see a hot chick walking by and you airbang them with out them even knowing it.
Did you see that hot redhead that just walked by? Yeah man I was air banging her the whole time she walked by
An illegal U-Turn.
Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
My sleep paralysis demon that haunts me every day I go to school. He knocks on the desk when I am about to go into heaven and drags me back down to hell. He is the catalyst of all evil and vitriol within the world.
Guy: "You know Mr. Bangs?"
Me: "💀"
When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.
Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!