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Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.
P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.
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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.
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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.
A hedgehog that has been ran over with no mercy.
"LMAO IS THAT A FUCKING RAN-OVER HEDGEHOG!?"
When you fart and it stinks like pure shit because the gas passes over the turd.
You may want to roll down the window because I really have to poop and I am raking over the coals.
The overuse of apostrophes
I can't stand my teacher's over-apostrophization when he writes things like "1960's" and "SAT's" on the board.
Person 1: How many cup's of coffee have you had?
Person 2: Come on, man, stop it with the over-apostrophization.
If you suck at something you have to get good at it by doing it over and over again. People might just want to say practice makes perfect but this terms used for something you don't like but have to get good at.
Chad father: Opens the door. "You making your man proud?"
Son that's bad at everything: "I just can't get good at this game! No matter how many times I repeat this boss over and over again.. and over, and over, and over, and over- You know this game's trash I'm out." The son drops the controller jumps out of his rooms window to run away and live on the streets forever.
When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical