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The best of the best sex position available to man kind, if you dont know it, it's too advance for you. Takes at least 2 times of trying it to actually get it down. Takes 7 times to ace it... if your lover knows it, keep them, they know what they are doing in the bed room.
oopa loop reverse sidekick flat top is girl in handstand while guy over her facing oppisite direction while male sticks in butt and reaches around while fisting her vagina, thats not the hard part yet. the female must reach up and massage his balls.
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While your girl or random hook-up is on their period, you get them in the 69 position while letting them deposit their menstration into your mouth. Also you must finger their ass hole making sure to pull out each of their well kept poop nuggets (aka dingle berries!)the girl must also do this for you (try not to fart or poop!). After the tease you can use your well collected candy treats to put into each others mouths and have an intimate make out session. The combo of the taste of period and poop can send you and your partner into complete ecstasy!!
It was me and my bitch's 6 month anniversary and she told me she couldnt fuck me because she was on her period. I then suggested the Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job knowing that it was the perfect treat for the night. Not only did I cum three times in five minutes but my gurl loved the taste and wanted to do it again the next night!!! (Thanks for showing me grandma!)
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Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!
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When a group of older, cooler guys, ejaculate on a younger, nerdier guy before taking his socks off and wiping their dicks with them.
"Me, Arzen and Duate totally gave Rob a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme last night in C&G"
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A sexual act involving interlocking arms while grabbing ones own penis. The pair then proceeds to do somersaults while causing the other one to masturbate ones self. The pair will create an illusion that they are spinning on a trapeze.
Bob was injured while performing a Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze with Tom.
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literally DESTROYS you're opponent, whose the hoe now?
Bob: hey jeff ur mom mega gay
Jeff: no u
Bob: reverse card
Jeff: Mega ultra shit thot g4y with lesbian no reversing
Bob: *fucking turns into ashes and will never ever be seen again*
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ISHYOFLIPPANIPPANAYMNAYM
Person A: what does missy elliot say?
Person B: "put my name down flip it and reverse it"
A: ISHYOFLIPPANIPPANAYMNAYM
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