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A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.
However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?
Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*
George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.
Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
ones ability to be the world's utmost pest of a human.
that person is a real Jake Adam
Special child who has no friends
Jake adams is over there all alone
Hello Mark Paul Amanda Zepp Adam Dr. Gordon... I wanna play a game
Name made up by lily and miles
Omg look at that Adam crumplesack, he's so hot my god
The best guy ever. He is very loving. He cares about everyone and gives great respect for girls. He loves everyone and is the nicest person you will ever meet. He also has a bunch of friends and is good at sports.
Everyone loves Ryan Adams!
Happy 4 years Ryan Adams.