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When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort. “Clocky” means that shit abt to rise to the surface EXPEDITIOUSLY. Clocky tea is a state of mind, body and soul.
“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”
“Okkkk, divaaaa”
*Then they all explode and die*
When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort, and “clocky” means that shit abt to come out… clocky tea…
“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”
“Yes, omg!”
*then they beat each other up*
When a man named Justin goes to a elementary school and gets on his hands and knees with his private parts covered in chocolate and let’s the little children lick it off his anus and balls
I’m going to the elementary school to pull the greeny tea
Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging
“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging
“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
When a man does insignificant that enrages your significant other.
Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.
Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.
r/boneappletea version of the real word. Correct spelling is Goatee
Guy 1: Hey man, check out this cool go tea I got.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: That beard
Guy 2: Ohhhh
Guy 2: Do you mean goatee?
Guy 1: Yes that thing
Guy 2: r/boneappletea