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Chris

Chris's are usually dangerous men. They like little girls and been to prison a lot. He is the kind of guy to give alchohol to underaged impressionable children and sells drugs. Chris's usually are very manipulative and delusional. Very dysfunctional. Chris's should be in prison they're whole life for the evil shit they did or might do.

"I think my daughter was molested!"
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."

by Factsheet November 22, 2021


Chris

Probably a short mexican boy who wears flannels and has earrings, thinks he’s cool but is like every other Chris. He’s so hard to hate and even though he can annoy the shit out of you, you love him.

Chris is awesome

by Persephone lemonblue October 23, 2023


Chris

He is the definition of perfect, he makes you feel like your the only one he cares about. He is very sweet and can be attractive, most importantly he is the most sweet, funny, optimistic, handsome person you’ll ever meet. ❤️

Chris is the love of my life.

by bigdogbutthole September 17, 2019


Chris

Just an Island Boy trying to get by. 🏝

Chris is an island boy

by Cdizzle8675309 November 23, 2021


Chris

Just an Island Boy trying to get by. 🏝

Chris is an Island boy

by Cdizzle8675309 November 25, 2021


Chris

Chris is someone that thinks he is always right, marries asians, takes sailing lessons even though he knows he will never sail. Chris will have an excuse for everything. A Chris thinks it is his world and we are all just living in it.

Dont make Chris’ when you know you are wrong

by Sharkattack09 August 9, 2019


Chris

Has a big cock but denies it

Chris is a great guy

by April 28, 2021