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To add in a small specific detail into a lie in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
I thought the story he was telling was legitimate, then he added some random useless information to make the story seem more believable, then I knew he was faking the snake.
simply the greatest thing going around
holy fuck that is the maddest of the snakes
Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.
Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?
Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?
Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.
A bazooka is a man-portable recoilless anti-tank rocket launcher weapon, widely deployed by the United States Army, especially during World War II. Also referred to as the "stovepipe", the innovative bazooka was among the first generation of rocket-propelled anti-tank weapons used in infantry combat. Featuring a solid-propellant rocket for propulsion, it allowed for high-explosive anti-tank (HEAT) shaped charge warheads to be delivered against armored vehicles, machine gun nests, and fortified bunkers at ranges beyond that of a standard thrown grenade or mine. The universally applied nickname arose from the M1 variant's vague resemblance to the musical instrument called a bazooka invented and popularized by 1930s American comedian Bob Burns.
Person 1: Have you seen the Drake's Snake?
Person 2: Who the fuck is Drake?
Person 1: *dies*
A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke
Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?
A hillbillies penis.
And then I asked her. " Wanna see my hillbilly white snake?"
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.
you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.