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Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.
Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.
Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"
Example B: Talking about a fragile object
Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"
Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key
Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
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cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness
person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;
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derived by lil jon in the usher video "yeah" it means that mr jon is happy....
saying yeah really means u are happy
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this feeling of momentary overwhelming anxiety. often used in an exaggerated joking sense
roommate 1 - Girl you cant find your keys?? you're about to be late to class, and you know you have an exam today!!
roommate 2 - *searching for keys* UGGGHHH! I know! what is my life?!
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Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.
It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.
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its not what the chode above said ^^ GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
its really a popular song by the libertines, called what a waster. here are some of the lyrics. well, all of the lyrics then ¬_¬
What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her
There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt
When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses
Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose
And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something
That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me
And I never never liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her
There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt
What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her
There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt
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