David is tall funny cute has brown eyes and is the best kisser and is mind blowing in the bed and cannot forget about his enormously big dick
Damm David u have a big dick
is a nerd and is sometimes stupid and never gets anything
David is stupid
Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped the border!
Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!
David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.
Wow look it’s my bestfriend david
David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.
Did you hear David’s planning on arm-wrestling John Winn? It’ll be one for the history books.
David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.
?- damn have you seen David?
?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!