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When you fart in a stand up shower, the smell immediatly reaches your face and nose, when you fart an then cant breath in the shower.
Yo, man you dont look so good did you just Shower fart in there.
Blehhhh i cant breath i just shower farted
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when riding bart (bay area rapid transit) and you release a nasty fart and watch the rest of the train slowly move away from you in disgust.
Sally: Whats that smell?
Johnny: it must of been a bart fart
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A fart which on it's passage out of the anus carries along anal juices and/ or sweat, leaving a small stain in the persons undergarments. For some it ticcles there cheeks.
People with large anuses do these type of farts alot.
'Whenever Jenifer Lopez farts, she exclaims, 'Ooh that was a wet fart!'.
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A funnel used to fart into peoples mouths, generally any kind of funnel placed into someone's mouth and then farted into, generally it is used on the first person who parties out early.
"Hey dude, jake's passed out." Let's fart funnel him!"
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a fart produced under squeezed conditions, such as inside pantyhose, that is held in momentarily and produces a feeling of having passed a marble.
I was squished into the tiny airline seat and wearing those 'slimming' pantyhose when I popped a fart marble.
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When you think you have to fart only to realize that there is more than meets the eye; consequently you end up shitting yourself.
Guy A: "Steve had to go home because he shit his pants"
Guy B: "Dude that sucks...is he sick?"
Guy A: "No man....transformer fart"
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