Ace: Hey Scameron, it’s April 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!
National spoil your girlfriend with love day
Today is April 9th it’s the day you suffocate your girlfriend with love and only princess treatment is accepted
April 9th 2021
The Incident
The day Alex##### asked ###ne Out.
'Know what happened on April 9th?
National send nudes fa no reason day 😁
Bf: it’s April 9th ya know what tha mean😌
Gf: Fineeeee
Bf:🧱🆙
Go smoke that loud with your friends! It’s national smoking day, get with your friends and smoke that doobie! Who’s down?
April 20th is the best date ever
april 20th is national short people day. this is the day where short people qualify has tall, and their tall friends cannot make fun of them for a day.
“hey man, i’m has tall as you!”
“what do you mean?”
“it’s april 20th!”